tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6342187983416412377.post1896355461302143431..comments2024-01-17T17:56:16.261+11:00Comments on Birdy num num: Icky bleeding skinned knees - an Elastoplast $150 Giveaway!Becci Swanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10318081753954844803noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6342187983416412377.post-25841218681479947642012-05-19T16:02:07.630+10:002012-05-19T16:02:07.630+10:00I decided to carry my 6 month old baby in his pram...I decided to carry my 6 month old baby in his pram down a flight of stairs into a shop...wearing high heels. Halfway down I tripped and in making sure that my Charlie wasn't hurt, completely smashed up my face. Black eyes, huge swollen nose and carpet burns. The humiliation was the worst part, knowing I did a stupid, avoidable thing.BindiMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15724560536009416425noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6342187983416412377.post-26355525993751876942012-05-17T13:39:25.533+10:002012-05-17T13:39:25.533+10:00If there was an award for most silliest injury
the...If there was an award for most silliest injury<br />the prize would certainly go to me!<br />I was doing a circus hula hoop routine<br />it was going perfectly - or so it would seem.<br />There were at least 100 people watching that night,<br />they got quite a crowd alright!<br />I was kneeling and simply stood upright,<br />and my knee dislocated - which gave a few people a fright.<br />The ambos were called, the knee popped back in,<br />I couldn't believe in front of all those people that'd happen.<br />The nurses at hospital could only laugh when I told them how I'd hurt my knee,<br />and pretty soon random nurses all came to see me<br />the girl dressed as an elf and high on morphine for the pain<br />I wish I'd hurt it doing something spectacular - not something so lame!Amanda Whttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00487055768323570409noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6342187983416412377.post-19391287734472443712012-05-17T08:45:54.335+10:002012-05-17T08:45:54.335+10:00Got too adventurous with my husband in the bedroom...Got too adventurous with my husband in the bedroom, decided to try something that required a little too much coordination and balance - FAIL. Stupid. Injury. Nuff said.Claire Lnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6342187983416412377.post-70477778670299968412012-05-16T23:09:35.502+10:002012-05-16T23:09:35.502+10:00So my hubby was riding his bike home form work in ...So my hubby was riding his bike home form work in the city. A taxi pulled up opened the door as he was riding past. Yep just like the movies over he went. Bones hanging from his elbow!! Broken elbow ended up in hospital. All the cabby paid for was new Jeans!Melindahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17064458647501441513noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6342187983416412377.post-73049280856101426202012-05-15T19:07:24.933+10:002012-05-15T19:07:24.933+10:00I stupidly decided to climb a shelf at Spotlight t...I stupidly decided to climb a shelf at Spotlight to reach a Kaiser rhinestone butterfly. When I stepped down, my daughter had put her doll's pram under my foot. I slipped, flying backwards, whacking myself unconscious, and hitting my arm. They had to call an ambulance to treat me...oops!! I bruised my bum severely and managed to kick myself in the upper thigh!! I still have a haematoma on my arm. Man it hurt...oh, and I broke the pram. My friend took photos of me lying on the floor so I wouldn't forget. lol.LisaWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07065657435752888566noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6342187983416412377.post-33946229436880494812012-05-15T13:03:32.600+10:002012-05-15T13:03:32.600+10:00When I was little I was at a birthday party and we...When I was little I was at a birthday party and we all took a turn of putting a sleeping bag over our head trying to find people I ran into the pot belly stove with my head and moved it 2 inches and needed stitches :-(kaz23zhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10274834840003912258noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6342187983416412377.post-19281425095447176822012-05-11T17:59:54.782+10:002012-05-11T17:59:54.782+10:00When I was 4 I decide to go backwards down a slide...When I was 4 I decide to go backwards down a slide (apparently I was showing off as my Kinder teacher was in the Park) I fractured my skull and got to ride in an ambulance all the way to Melbourne. It was the best adventure ever........Rachaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05525969863362781241noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6342187983416412377.post-17900556034936854952012-05-11T11:39:13.729+10:002012-05-11T11:39:13.729+10:00Hearing some arguing late one night I climbed up o...Hearing some arguing late one night I climbed up on the end of the bath (in the dark) to spy out of the bathroom window. When I went to get down I fell backwards into the bath - as I fell I really thought I was a goner but luckily I escaped with multiple bruises, pulled muscles and a shattered ego. Worst part was that I couldn't see what was going on outside anyway! I certainly learned my lesson about being nosey.<br /><br />Sandra<br />Email: birdcaget@hotmail.comAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6342187983416412377.post-33128847517972641642012-05-11T10:21:06.232+10:002012-05-11T10:21:06.232+10:00To get my baby weight off, I decided to try out ta...To get my baby weight off, I decided to try out taekwondo. My very first time there, we did some NON -contact sparring. Non-contact, yet somehow I managed to break my wrist and need a plaster for over 6 weeks. I wasn't allowed to drive and had to cart two kids around on the bus pushing pram with one hand. Awesome. P.S. That was only a few months ago.Mommy Adventureshttp://www.mommyadventures.netnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6342187983416412377.post-50100730160694032352012-05-10T18:57:58.463+10:002012-05-10T18:57:58.463+10:00I injured myself whilst breeding a koala. Oh, not ...I injured myself whilst breeding a koala. Oh, not me breeding a koala (ewww!), I meant I was breeding a male and female koala together, or at least trying to. None of the boys wanted to mate the koala Dimples(we nicknamed her Dribbles due to excessive salivation). After five different males, I went back to see if Billy (A stapping, young stud) would do the deed. Instead he bit me - hard! I ended up on five antibiotics shots a day in my butt! No joeys were conceived on that day.<br /><br />I followed on Twitter :)Pennyhttp://www.wildlifefun4kids.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6342187983416412377.post-46956717253554068992012-05-10T15:26:44.757+10:002012-05-10T15:26:44.757+10:00Once upon a time, when I was young and silly, I wa...Once upon a time, when I was young and silly, I was a waitress serving tequila/champagne shots. I had to carry the bottles in holsters and a tray of glasses. Halfway through the night the champagne cork flew off and gave me a black eye! Lesson learnt was that if you shake fizzy things they explode! Duh! :)Ashhttp://blog.mmisforme.com.au/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6342187983416412377.post-54691806509075252712012-05-10T00:58:05.780+10:002012-05-10T00:58:05.780+10:00I was practicing high jump age 10 or 12. I was usi...I was practicing high jump age 10 or 12. I was using our trampoline and managed to jump clean over the trampoline into our nectarine tree my mum had recently hacked to pieces so sliced myself up pretty bad and pulled a muscle. No idea why I did it, I had a massive yard and could have put it anywhere but chose there and the trampoline is lower than high jump. Go figure!<br /><br />(twitter and FB)Kylie Ofiu/Aspiring Millionairehttp://kylieofiu.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6342187983416412377.post-14018454204239685502012-05-09T23:40:54.799+10:002012-05-09T23:40:54.799+10:00So when I was a kid we were having people over for...So when I was a kid we were having people over for dinner which I was really excited about. I was dressed in my best and was waiting out the front for them to arrive with the dog on a lead. And as you often see on tv but this time it happened to me the dog took off running with me hanging on to the lead, she dragged me through the dirt and over the road before I let go, My knees and elbows got cut up and my dress was torn and filthy and ruined and our visitors arrived at that moment. <br />tjranch at ymail dot comtranchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12942732792373662401noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6342187983416412377.post-71927882387171012512012-05-09T22:14:57.793+10:002012-05-09T22:14:57.793+10:00I was all scrunched down pushing a little kiddy ca...I was all scrunched down pushing a little kiddy car, with 'kiddy' inside. The car took off & I ended up flat on the ground, my skirt up around my head. I was grazed in places you don't want to know about.<br /><br />Email Subscriber: marypres(AT)gmail(DOT)com<br /><br />FB & GFC: Mary PrestonMary Prestonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02201076939557413255noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6342187983416412377.post-82663309505651241832012-05-09T19:24:17.375+10:002012-05-09T19:24:17.375+10:00hahaha, i'm the first aider too!hahaha, i'm the first aider too!rahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11264184090555058457noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6342187983416412377.post-90090767050128132692012-05-09T16:33:20.905+10:002012-05-09T16:33:20.905+10:00Roundabouts at the playground get up a good speed ...Roundabouts at the playground get up a good speed don't they? <br />When I was younger I held onto one and ran. For some reason my hands wouldn't let go when my feet gave way. After a few rounds of knees dragging in the gravel, I let go.<br /><br />Facebook and Twitter.Stuffed shirthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10013761443851665392noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6342187983416412377.post-90126157626481045542012-05-09T16:27:15.355+10:002012-05-09T16:27:15.355+10:00This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.Stuffed shirthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10013761443851665392noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6342187983416412377.post-29035983482598776402012-05-09T12:10:26.329+10:002012-05-09T12:10:26.329+10:00Has to be when I decided to muck around with hubby...Has to be when I decided to muck around with hubby and Karate chop him. Instead of getting him I got the little glass window out the back and my finger went through and sliced the finger open. Even had new neighbours watching which I didn't realize at the time. :P<br /><br /><br />Have a great day!<br />Cheryl Mummytofive.<br />(Follow you on Facebook lovely)Cherylnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6342187983416412377.post-20831261014577452942012-05-09T10:04:05.704+10:002012-05-09T10:04:05.704+10:00It was not long before I had kids (or fell pregnan...It was not long before I had kids (or fell pregnant) and we were jumping on a friends trampoline. I miscalculated and slipped off the side and went flying down the conveniently located DRY slip'n'slide. Needless to say I was bruised, graised and burnt!<br />The embarrassing bit? I was completely sober! <br /><br />I follow via twitter - I would also follow via facebook but your like button wont show for me :(Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6342187983416412377.post-26751207299899140732012-05-09T05:55:39.251+10:002012-05-09T05:55:39.251+10:00I'm a subscriber and have put in a twitter req...I'm a subscriber and have put in a twitter request which you hopefully accept :)<br /><br />Playing mothers and fathers when I was four<br />With my lovely sister who I adore<br />I offered to make her a 'cup of tea' <br />And a dozen pancakes, just for me<br />The tea was made, there sat the saucer and cup<br />Then on to make pancakes, I flipped one up<br />Well, when I did, the spatula connected<br />With my eyebrow, OUCH, it was so unexpected<br />Blood started gushing furious and fast<br />Mum finally got me to the doctor at last<br />Stitches were needed, and how I howled all the way<br />And a scar still remains to this very day!!!In The Good Books Bloghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17117597052289647895noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6342187983416412377.post-45220164495507897402012-05-08T23:27:09.429+10:002012-05-08T23:27:09.429+10:00Easy. I took up Roller Derby. As you do. ;)
I'...Easy. I took up Roller Derby. As you do. ;)<br />I've broken 2 toes (one twice), busted my sacroiliac (google THAT one) and burst more blood vessels on thumbs, fingers and hands in general.<br />Then I've fallen over at the rink BEFORE putting safety pads on... and scraped my elbows. Yep. BOTH. Yay me. ;)carmenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14402338064127467604noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6342187983416412377.post-90027830342013949122012-05-08T23:10:58.730+10:002012-05-08T23:10:58.730+10:00I broke my collarbone on a seesaw when I was 22 yr...I broke my collarbone on a seesaw when I was 22 yrs old ...the gorriest bit was having my mum and sister help dress me for 3 wks.<br /><br />I already like you on FB, twitter and GFC follow .you♥.Trish.♥ Drumboyshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13482654455512269065noreply@blogger.com